Yep, the world’s most powerful beard (with George Lucas a close second) was born on March 10, 1940. In celebration of such a momentous occasion, here’s the man himself talking to Empire about his own films, in which he discusses eating rats, being a baddie in China and doubting Arnie’s potential as a cinematic champion (“A movie star? You can hardly speak English!). Of course, any mention of Chuck must include the timeless favourites of the Chuck Norris Facts, such as:
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Classic, and you can even get your faves printed on a shirt to celebrate the master of the roundhouse kick to the face.
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Recent video of real Chuck Norris pushing down the earth (NO JOKE!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4
It was recommended to me by a friend to put on my toilet Chuck’s new “Official Chuck Norris Fact Book” and watch what happens. Every guest I have over is laughing from the bathroom. No joke! Every toilet in America needs one on it. Awesome caricature drawings too in each of the 101 entries. See and check out a few examples at http://books.google.com/books?id=cR6aJxgj21IC&dq=Official+ Chuck+NOrris+Fact+Book&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=j2 P9WpmK9g&sig=x2NIugkPLY5EcsbHW6WTdFDnts&hl=en&ei=wzkfS7zWCc KWtgfkkKCbCg&sa=X&oi=bookresult&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CA4 Q6AEwATgK#v=onepage&q=&f=false
Awesome! That book looks like a must have!
Kris